I was giving some guests a tour of their bedroom.  When I took them out on the small terrace adjoining the room … the conversation went like this:

Guest:  “Ummmm, why is there a video camera right outside our bedroom door on this terrace?”

Me:  “Oh, that.  Not to worry.  I’ve been seeing some poop up here and I’m trying to find out what is leaving it.  It’s rather strange with this terrace being three floors above ground.”

Guest:  “That is interesting … but … we think we prefer the ambiance of the smaller bedroom on the other side of the hall.  It’s cozier.”

The Next Morning

Me:  “I’ve got some great news to report.  If you are tired of “cozy”, you can move back into the larger bedroom now.  I finally caught the poop-culprit on video and it’s nothing to worry about.  Look.”

 

Guest (inaudible): #callmarriott

 

Bats are mammals — and the only mammal that can fly.  I believe this guy was just hanging out to digest his dinner.  He’d hang out for about an hour — and then was off.